Adventures in Instant Messaging: The Assault on Work Boredom Continues...

2/26/2007

Vintage Lauren & Ashlee:


Ashlee: Im thinking of starting a Blog and titling it:
"Confessions of an Orange County Drama Queen - Are You Checking This, Ho's? CUZ YOU'D BEST."
Lauren: I like it
Ashlee: With special commentary and smirking by sidekick lauren
Lauren: there will be plenty of smirking
Ashlee: there should be an emoticon for smirking - I want to invent one
Lauren: haha
Ashlee: smirk, disdain, condescending, aloof
those are my new emoticons
lets patent that - write this down

Lauren: and you officially now have the first topic for your blog - "The Missing Emoticons"
Ashlee: no my first topic will be a soliloquy - an epic poem if you will - lovingly entitled "Ode to Fools" - It will be my long awaited send off to the menagerie of fools I have collected

Lauren: Who's been long awaiting this?
Ashlee: Shut Up
Lauren: You collect fools because its easier than letting a real man "collect" you
- and possibly break you

Ashlee: Dont start... I may also have a "Yah I Said It" section
Lauren: Which i will then dismiss daily
Ashlee: WHAT!
listen - these are all rough drafts, dont shoot these down yet

Lauren: i will enjoy the Yah I Said It portion - Im sure feelings will be hurt, tears will be shed
Ashlee: I will also have a special makeup column : "Eyeliner- the smokey truth: Everyone cannot be Asian"

Lauren: true - eyeliner is not meant to be drawn like a marker - or an Egyptian
Ashlee: wow...
Lauren: that was kinda mean, dang growing up in diamond bar
Ashlee: I take back the offer of a job in commentary if you are going to start problems on my blog. Egyptians are sensitive. Damn the 909.

Lauren: i will be politically correct on the comment section, well i atleast wont cause riots - thats all I can promise

Ashlee: we will leave the Asians and Egyptians out of this - but Brazilians are fair game
Lauren: Well Played
Ashlee: I said it.

Lauren: Do you think anyone will find this funny
Ashlee: Probably just us.